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It was her best act yet. All the other girls’ acts had paled horribly in comparison to hers... Soon the magic-casters didn’t even bother to keep the spotlights on them. They weren’t worth it.
She was the show-stopper now. She had the eye-catching flare... that unbeatable style.
She’d been nervous before the show began, but now she found herself wondering why... When she was performing so fantastically. The music accompanied her routine perfectly- because it had been written for her. The special effects she had dictated herself, all by herself, and they had never been flashier. The audience was dazzled... impressed beyond words. Yes, this was her moment. From now on,
she would be the star of the circus... Her face would be the one beaming down on people from banners, and out at them from TV screens. Not that old fart Humperdink’s... Even he would see past his moustache for once and pamper her shamelessly. His hot new prima donna! She’d have to beat off other circus contractors with sticks....
On this thought she stopped, her long braids flying around her in a perfect flowing arc, as she threw up her brightly-colored fans, then stretched out her arms and flawlessly caught the diabolo falling down upon its string… Then she was spinning, faster and faster, impossibly fast- her rhythm was perfect- the crowd was on its feet, drowning out the music with their cheering- but they were in for a surprise, for she was leading up to the grand finale that would stamp the seal on her future life of stardom…
She spun to a halt, not even dizzy, and gathered the diabolo in and bent to execute a triple back-flip, followed by-
“WAKE UP CALL! WAKE UP CALL!”Ri shrieked as she simultaneously snapped awake and tumbled out of bed, the sheets tangled all around her in a sloppy, yet too-close-for-comfort parody of a straightjacket. Windmilling her arms frantically inside their bindings before realizing that this wasn’t particularly helping, she groaned in exasperation as she slowly and methodically started to free herself.
“WAKE UP! WAKE UP! WAKE UP!!!” An obnoxiously loud voice yelled over and over again.
“Shaddup!” Ri yelled back at it rather uselessly as she managed to pull her left leg free and stood up, shaking off the limp sheets still clinging around her right ankle.
“EVERYBODY UP NOW PLEASE!!” The voice continued on relentlessly. “MEET IN FRONT OF THE COMMUNITY TRAILER AT ONCE!! THIS IS URGENT AND IT’S GOING TO BE YOUR TAILS THAT’LL GET SET ON FIRE IF YOU’RE NOT ON TIME!!!!”
There was a huge
THUNK as the message ended and the speaker turned off whatever he was using to amplify his voice.
Ri snapped on the bedside lamp and shuffled around her bed towards her rather diminutive closet.
What’s the emergency...? She asked herself woozily as she stubbed her toe hard on one of the bed legs, which served to hasten the speed of her mental awakening. Rubbing her eyes ferociously with one hand, she reached out into her closet with the other and grabbed the first articles of clothing it came into contact with. She quickly changed out of her favorite toadstool jammies with her eyes closed in the futile, senseless hope that this might add to her hours of sleep somehow before walking extremely reluctantly outside.
Then she went right back inside and grabbed her video camera, making sure it had a fresh tape inside before turning it on and focusing the lens on her face.
"Hey... Hey," she croaked and tried again, clearing her throat. "Ri here. Monday, third week of the tour, and what a lovely way to start it off." She didn't bother to conceal the sarcasm in her voice. "Apparently there's an 'emergency' that needs us to be up and out at 4:17 in the morning.... Let's go see what it is so we know if we need to kill anybody, or merely inflict some serious bodily harm."
Turning the camera around so that it was filming in front of her, she headed out the door.
It was barely even light out, she noticed with a sort of fuzzy, distant rage as she met up with Minerva, one of the magic-casters. Her greeting of, “Hey, Ri” was barely discernable through a gigantic yawn.
“Hi,” Ri replied, swinging the camera around to focus on her companion, all the while doing her best to downsize on vocalization- or anything that required expending extra energy, for that matter. At least until she could get some caffeine and\or sugar into her blood.
Minerva ignored the camera (she was all too used to it already) and stretched, running her hands through her short, spiky blond hair before starting up a light that floated above their heads as they walked. “So what do you think he wants?” She glanced sideways at Ri as she talked, quirking an eyebrow as the improved light allowed her to take in her companion’s garb properly for the first time.
“Nice,” she commented.
“Huh?” Ri looked down at herself. “Oh.”
A bright pink T-shirt with a rather rude face printed on it clashed marvelously with lime-green capris, glittery blue flowers running up and down the sides. Her younger sister had sent her those capris… She’d sworn to herself she’d never wear them… Had thought she could get away with dumping them off on Saturday...
Her thoughts were broken by a snigger from Minerva. “Be quiet,” she grumbled. “I’m tired. And I’m about to be humiliated in front of everyone... this had better be important....”
They reached the community trailer where a small crowd had already gathered. Saturday, her hair pulled back into a quick-fix ponytail, waved them over. Like some others in the crowd, she hadn’t bothered to change, only thrown on a thick, fuzzy, sky-blue bathrobe. “Hi, Ri, Minerva... Oh, those are so cute! Funny, I haven’t seen you wear them before.” Her eyes fastened on the capris, then traveled up to the rude-faced shirt. “Umm, but with that shirt...?”
Ri thought now was the time to divert the conversation away from her closet mishap. “Oh really? You want them? They’re, uh, kind of small on me.”
Saturday grinned; the diversion tactic had worked. “Yeah! Really? You sure, because-”
The trailer door burst open, revealing a chubby man in a red-and-white striped bathrobe, holding a megaphone beneath his rather large, floofy brown moustache.
“OKAY, EVERYONE HERE?” He yelled into it. Ri, Minerva, and Saturday all winced. There were cries of protest and someone shouted, “Humperdink, turn it off! We can all hear you!”
There were several amplified
“Harrumph!”s, then the same loud
THUNK Ri had heard earlier as Humperdink switched the megaphone off and handed it to someone in the crowd. “Here you go, Theo, thank you…”
Murderous glares zeroed in on Theo, who clutched the megaphone to him fearfully and stammered, “I-It’s not my fault- He threatened- He made me enhance it! I swear I didn’t want to!”
Unaware of all this, Humperdink clasped his hands behind his back and began again. “So, everyone’s… Yes, yes, good. Now. A very serious offense has been committed, very serious indeed. I must know who the perpetrator is… If he is present, stand forth now! You know your crime, and if you admit it immediately, I just might let you off easy…”
Silence stretched on for several moments as everyone glanced around both shiftily and curiously at everybody else. Finally, when it was clear that nobody was going to step forward, Humperdink cleared his throat, his moustache quivering in anger. “Very well! If you want to be that way… Nobody had better be protecting them, now! I want them found! I want them found straightaway! Nobody gets away with messing with Humperdink’s property, nobody-”
“Uh, Humperdink?” Someone broke in. “What happened?”
His moustache started quivering even more. “
Somebody thought it would be amusing to make off with... my original copy of
The Estates that was autographed by Romona Randell herself!!”
“
The Estates? Isn’t that the name of some opera? One of the ones you’re always listening to?” Somebody else demanded.
“That is correct. And also-”
“So you’re telling us you woke us up at this ungodly hour because you’re missing a stupid
tape?” A new arrival, Fara the horse trainer, shrieked. “Do you know what that stupid megaphone of yours did to the horses? They were sleeping peacefully, and then suddenly, your horrible shouting! Spooked them but good! The other trainers and I had the hardest time getting them to calm down- had to resort to tranq spells, which they hate, and they’ll be even more difficult once the spells wear off, you’re lucky we don’t have any shows today-”
More and more people chimed in, all protesting against Humperdink’s obsessive love of the arts. “No, no,” he blustered. “You don’t understand, this was an
original, autographed-”
“We don’t care! It’s just a tape! It’ll turn up sometime, you probably just kicked it under your bed!”
Muttering darkly, the crowd broke up as everyone drifted back to their respective dwellings. Humperdink shouted after them, with no results.
“This.... was a complete waste of time,” Ri grumbled to Saturday as they walked off. The camera was turned off, as it was clear everything was over. “And now I have a headache from that stupid megaphone. We still have a little while before we have to get up, and now I won’t be able to go back to sleep!”
“Then... why not come over? I’m sure I can whip up some tea or something... We can have some together until it’s time to start the day,” Saturday offered.
Ri shook her head. “No, no, I never said I wasn’t going to try... Later....”
Rubbing her forehead, she made her way back to her wagon, put the camera away and collapsed upon her bed, clumsily dragging the sheets up from the floor. She began to mumble a curse directed at her boss into her pillow, but never got to finish it as she fell sleep.