The day of the lunar eclipse a turtle jumped
onto Sesame Street. Polka-dot tailed whales, peppermint flavored snails
scurried across the green jello to Disneyland to buy turtleneck shirts
and Earl Grey Tea. Aruba and Jamaica both originated from zombie midget
clowns. The butler sat down on KT Tunstall CDs that were
beside the deadly swamp monsters that eat bluish green tufts of sushi
marinara with ice cold pizza and hot cottage cheese when a giant
rat of unusual size offered a smoke. Three blind mice were eating
carrots, unsuccessfully attempting to die from bulimia and hopping
on veggie rights activists, who angrily shouted "Where's our
popcorn!" With these words, Steven Hawkings appeared, mumbling incoherent formulae,
which caused the series of extraordinary balancing dominoes to topple,
shocking the physicists standing nearby. The speechless physicists then unexpectedly fell
off
planet earth and floated into the Avatar world, where Zuko shot Bill
Nye and flew far away. Dark, stormy nights and winds knocked out the
great towering tower which crushed the great cabbage patch
with a silver spork. In the countryside, MELON MELON MELON cried
baby jesus and then shouted PLEASE FREE TIBET From Super Man But God
said,No You Silly goose, you go to a farm for pigs and rubber ducks to
pleasure santas wife with pepsi max and green mould, then Flame
Stag wanted some pie But Santa said GTFO my pie and chew gum. Flame Stag
cried, i want noodles! Noodles were denied andthe gum
but cherry coke was cordially invited For Anthrax and AIDsvegeterian
stew.Hulk hogan walked into Chandler Bing,Stealing JoeysLine
" How you sporking?" Hulkster then Cried my wife slept with no
clothes
on. She's hideous. The lawn was vomiting on Chandler with blue
sprinklers of molten spaghetti with baked beans and ham salad. An orc
came with Sourans buttocks and smoked afterward.
A paper airplane
laughed hysterically from
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(Subject: Valentine’s Day)
KasumiBlader: What I got from my bf...NOTHING. ;-; He broke up with me instead.
ifwere1021: lol pwned...